I have gotten text messages from two different numbers that were volunteers for the Sanders campaign. They have obviously gotten on the millenial bandwagon!

Hahahahaha! OMG you got me on that one. I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw that cover. Come on, someone find a nearly identical painting from like 1650. You know it’s out there.

Weekend reading by the fire, here I come! Too long for work but I’m overly excited for this article!

Why would you hashtag “but” anyway?

We have all-natural pharmacy in our city. Try that or a health food store. You can find all the lip balms that deal with all the allergies usually there.

I usually love your articles but maybe take your own advice on this one and, um, shut up. This article was painful.