We upgraded ours too...only more Swedish.

Some joker said it was here.

A knuckleheads from team blipshift are in! We’ve 1000 virtual hp to give out in sticker form... +5hp increments only. Add that to the Jalopnik bump, and it could be like crossing the streams

It was imported in '99, but we did not do the importing. Also, we found out it doesn't float, so uhh, don't try to drive one here.

This is seriously in the plans. We're looking for someone to build an EXO for it first... anyone? ...bueller?

Tires are 35" BFG KM2 Mud-Terrains. They're much better on pavement than the original military spec tires that rumbled through a resonant frequency pulling up to every stop sign.

"The Volvo-branded inflatable crash-dummy sex-doll popping out of the window didn't hurt either."

We swear that came with the truck..

It was driven on the Interstate to and from MMC. It will do ~52 with a tailwind but is much happier up to its knees in mud at walking speeds.

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Yeah, our rock-throwing depth gauge proved to be inaccurate. Flag cleaned. Truck still muddy.

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Hey Elon, Let us shirtify this... legally!

Our tees are soft, 4.5oz combed ring-spun cotton.

Since you can't kick our tires, this may help: http://blipshift.com/pages/awesome-…

We'd like to keep the dimensions roughly 12" x 15" but design dependent, we can work with something else. Think, giant dragon tattoo style with a miata in the middle of the fire*, totally worth it to do an oversize design. *disclaimer, you cannot now enter with this design, as awesome as it sounds.

How crappy are we talking here? Like, 'by god my eyes!' crappy, or 'hey, what a cute picture your 2 year old drew, lets put it on the fridge' crappy? Both, by the way are accepted unconditionally <3

For the purpose of this contest, post here.

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.