I want to feel bad for everyone involved, from players to staff, but the network issues are definitely not a new problem at all

An* ha....typing to fast always gets you. :)

Doesn’t suicide generally annul most life insurance policies?

Written in blood on a wall is “Boobgrabber69, we know what you did”

Fits right in with the classic fighters!

Paint me like one of your arms characters

Brand new edition of the game featuring Helix, from ARMS. I call it Catherine “Loving ARMS” Deluxe Edition.

If you want the fucking part, earn it!

It really stressed me out after my wife played with me and she literally just flailed her arms and kicked the crap out of me throughout multiple rounds.

^ Yet another victim of Kinja’s infinite scrolling.

We have know for years that Nintendo focuses more on individual gameplay scenarios rather than in-depth narrative.

Man I really hope old school Donkey Kong appears in this level.

What? Mother 3 is an existing game. I don’t think anyone is asking Nintendo to make a new Mother.

RIGHT, it would add to the game without being something that isn’t true to it. I feel like it’s the missing link to updating the game for a new audience.

Earthbound remake for the Switch, Claymation visuals and remastered audio.

Metroid Prime 4: Tropical Freeze 2 ft. Samus Kong

“Someone wants to fight - I give it to them. Anything else is weakness. Ask a wolf what weakness means; he’ll tell you dinner. I won’t be shamed for giving a fool their reward. I’m not Jesus - I won’t turn a cheek for another blow.

Not mutually exclusive.

Rip off his goddamn tusk (single tusk like a pussy) and stab that beast in his devil heart. That's how I'd do it.