Yeah. A big part of my main job involves reading court cases. I've read shit, I'm sure, that would make this movie look like an episode of "Shaun the Sheep." So, that said, if I want crap like this, I'll let someone pay me tiny little American dollars to deal with it.

I'm just staying as quiet as a little Mueller mouse.

Think it's the founder of the Catskills Animal Sanctuary who came up with this saying: "In all the ways that matter, we are the same." The animals who share our lives don't speak in complete sentences, and they're not apt to have opposable thumbs, but they are as emotionally literate as the best human, and just as…

As part of my work thing, I read court cases. Here are Trump's go-to phrases for any and all deposition questions, up to and including "What is your name?": "I don't recall" and "Possibly." I would love to see him trot those two gems out in front of Congress. Preferably right before the Martian Ambassador showed up…

Yeah, I think he's very much at the good days/bad days stage. Something's slipping neurologically. He needs to retire.

And Trump's little buddies would've found an even bigger pile of shit for Bernie. We all got avalanched this time.

Still wondering: What happened at the party after Batman and Rachel fell out that window (onto that car that conveniently kept them from being killed outright)? That one wonderment, plus Harvey Dent being all agog at the concept of "RICO!!!!", is among the thousand or so things that placed TDK firmly on my "You've got…

Fuck you, then. Fucker.

It's going to make for a delightful tornado season in the Bible Belt this year, what with the Orange Bloat being less than forthcoming with FEMA aid.

Our legal system being corrupted by business interests is not a given. No.

You're right: it doesn't. Only half a blini for our special-guest trollski!

Getting? I've heard they've been up there all along. Part 'n' parcel of being a real-estate wheeler-dealer in NYC.

Can't deport her if she's not here: right-o-roni, Traitor Don? Was ICE waiting for her just beyond the Ivanka photo-op?

"Cry Wilderness!" is like a Disneyfied version of "Pod People," sadly lacking in cattiness and Trump(y) references, but by the time "Avalanche" comes roaring through: wow. That one is a once and future classic.

"Jealous" isn't the right word, and you know it. Jesus fucking Christ, can we please worry about removing the Russia-backed nuke-happy psychopathic traitor in the White House and move away from what was, in fact, the mother of all character assassinations?

So cute how, on the "learning" package he's promoting, he's pictured in front of a whole bookshelf full of old West Publishing books, likely Supreme Court opinions. West would sell those outdaters by the yard to be used as backdrops in police procedurals and lawyer shows. Y'know, to make actors look smart.

Just like "Sunshine"! Why can't people see the raging forces of DUMB in that one?

No, no, no, no, no: It looked good and sounded better (the John Murphy soundtrack is amazing), but the script was inexcusably stupid all the way through. A bunch of immature, bickering idiots sent on a last-ditch mission to save the world: that's it in a nutshell. Like "The Dirty Dozen," only with Trump and Ryan and…

Weird: this (wom[a]n) has been living on pretty much a nonstop diet of MST3k since dropping cable, and the only people I've encountered who think this show is dumb have been (men). Maybe I've been doing parentheses wrong.

Tell her what, dickshit? I'm getting pretty fucking sick of the "optimism" comment, too. The sooner Bannon and Trump are dust, the better. Period.