I saw the exact same car near the side of a 2 lane back-road road for 1500 bucks in about the same shape. Damn near went back to look.

A tale of two dickheads.

He may never recover from the disparagement of his favorite rotgut.Poor guy.

The Lexus commercials I remember are the ridiculous ones with fake snow, jingle bells and a giant red bow on the car suggesting folks receive them as surprise holiday gifts. Up yours, Lexus.

Manassas Sheetz? Reach for Pepto Bismol!

$2.71 per gallon.Clearwater,Florida about an hour ago.Cheapest in the area.Average is 2.90.

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Going to the beach, right before the drawbridge I'm slowed up by an old Topaz with dirty windows and as I change lanes to pass,I see this real scraggly woman look over at me open-mouthed smiling and eating a whole rotisserie chicken one handed while she's driving.

You tell 'em swervy!

If things go wrong, he's gonna honk like a goose for the rest of his life.

Is that a french fry stuck to the brake pedal?

One of the best articles I've read here.Good story!

Can I cut off the top and drop them from really high up?

Sure it is.

Hmm. All I got was a picture of my old boss.

^{[citation needed]}

Meds just kicked in,yo.

Yeah, the Impala seems like somebody good at this slipped into the building after hours and changed the designs on it,compared to a lot of GM's stuff.

Big Mac scent removal system.

Yes! That SS looks like it's 12 years old too.I don't think I'd want that thing at any price.