Did you even try to convince them that you were just an actual moray eel who needed to get away from the grind for a few days? Worth a shot probably.

What IS the glossy stain? Is it opaque? Is it like a lipgloss that hardens like a shell? Is it transfer proof? How does it stay glossy? What are science?

Of course that’s what this is. You could go onto the docket of any court in the country and find 100 similar cases of friendly parties filing suit because they have to do it to trigger insurance coverage or extract payment from a reluctant insurer.

Ok, so I work in insurance because I’m the devil, and I guarantee she’s suing so the kid’s family’s insurance will pay her medical bills. That is the only way she’ll get paid. Home or renters policies typically have low medical payment limits ($1,000 - $10,000) that will be paid regardless of liability, but to tap…

Unless there is some major family turmoil going on here, I’m pretty sure this is about the fact that the kid’s father’s homeowners’ insurance policy won’t pay for her lost work time and pain and suffering unless she sues the kid even though it’s covered by the policy. I’m sure it’s been discussed with the father and…