They were actually sold off to Hungary’s knock-off of Chuck E. Cheese.

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

In high school, the day of homecoming, which I was supposed to go to with my boyfriend. I was at the football game with some of my friends, and my boyfriend was there with some of his friends (he went to the rival school). I was talking to him and some other people and this girl, ugh, fucking Julia, said something alon…