I fucking love Rocket League. Probably my GOTY (so far). I was playing a ranked match the other night and - after 2 minutes - we were down 6-1! One of our team started to berate the other two of us (“fuckin noobs” “start playin noob lol” etc). So me, and the other player grabbed the game by the scruff of the neck.…

absolute drivel

Hopefully.

I'm sorry, you seem to be mistaken. There never was a game called Brotherhood of Steel. It never existed, and anyone who insists otherwise is a filthy goddamn liar who needs their mouth washed out with soap.

Q: How do you remove egg from your face?
A: You delete it from the internet.

Hybrid’s, brought on by the auto companies themselves.

It’s just good ol’ Cthulhu dealing with constipation again.

How did that guy avoid getting murdered in hiw sleep?

Dimetrium plates for mastercrafted witcher gear!

Sadly, this will never happen:

Just when you think they don’t have fingernails left to scrape the bottom the barrel, they pop a Vicodin and start dragging away with their bleeding fingerstumps.

This thing would have come and gun if not for the sensationalist media. Which is quite funny in my opinion because it is a perfect example on how media can escalate situations through sensationalism.

Well I’m certainly not risking my Pokémon’s lives at a center that uses windows 8.

Herpes. No thanks

You got two TSA agents on your six, shake “em loose!

“yeahitkindadoes”

How did you miss the first story?

Not to self: If I am ever a game developer, and want a shit ton of free press: Throw some nonsense shit under the level or something.

How does Digimon have better design? the evolve form looks so juvenile and amateur which looks just like those cheap toys robot/monster anime aim at little boy

True facts. Modding is too deeply in the same vein as doujinshi work in japan- a legal grey area for fan communities that is kindly ignored by companies. It needs to stay that way before they wreck the very existence of this type of shit and someone winds up sued.