Do you shower in simple syrup to avoid dying from bitterness?

Totally false, they’re attempting a more difficult landing than ever today.

2030 Haisley article: Gerard Deulofeu Signals Messi-like Potential, Scores His First Goal for Chicago Fire

If they ever put together the total number of words written about Gerard fucking Deulofeu and make a book out of it, it would be 98% Billy and 2% wire hits on where he’s been loaned to this year.

I will not accept the first one, but this one is pretty much true. We’ll see how the next few seasons go though... Our father, McDavid be thy name.

Who wears a Toronto Raptors hat to a Tampa-Edmonton game?

Damn, oh well. I’ll just have to let your name slip next time they start arguing about HOAs vs beater trucks.

I’m bringing this out because you clearly have no idea how kinja works.

You know, minus the big pile of dino poop.

Indie developers are often running on extremely tight budgets. Both of these are literally months of work, and I’m sure they had to make a choice. So no, you cannot always do both. You make hard choices, and at least he asked for input. Also, remember this was in 2016, before Subnautica was a big hit.

I’m not sure you understand that this article is about Range Rovers, and not about Grand Wagoneers.

Oh no. Did you not hear?

Having any size of goat as a pet is a really crappy idea.

Generations of black men being called “boy” and you still don’t get this?

I think this is more of an event for the kids rather than a job, like ride alongs in Nascar. I also don’t think you understand how cars work.

These kids will all already be racing.

Yeah, evidently F1 cars are now using turbofan engines...

Because it goes: Women, Children, Babies, Puppies and miniature goats...in that order.

Yeah, I’m just gonna come out and say it. This? It’s cute as shit. But I can’t help but think of the one driver who said he like the grid girls because it helped to be a little aroused before a race.

I know its the first thing I check when looking for hotels on Travelocity.