FCA knows all about not selling the newest, best cars.

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

Maybe Belicheck hates Philadelphia so much that he wanted to see it destroyed.

Held up longer than the Falcons though, so lets take that into consideration shall we.

Right? Shit, man, I would have been concerned about even one person being on it. Holding three? Wow. Fuckin’ twenty? Find the engineer who designed that awning and give them a medal!

Upon retrospect the Ritz-Carlton made a poor decision to not grease up the awning.

The Ritz canopy has collapsed

Does anyone know the rules of football?

Al Micheals actually said:

You know, as I was watching those ccommercials I was like “Eli is Brady’s kryptonite”

It’s crazy how quickly Romo has surpassed pretty much every commentator.

Tony Romo is the best football announcer on TV, bar none, ever. Knows the game, can describe what’s going on, doesn’t get confused about when a receiver becomes a runner.

Well, if either team would have played defense, they’d have definitely won the championship, so

Except a strip sack won them the game

We all guffawed and that and I explained to my cynical children that it’s his job to be positive about everything, and my son said, “except the Eagles touchdowns.”

Collinsworth and it instantly turned me from “has he gotten worse as an announcer” to “ok what the fuck bring in Romo.”

I did not understand what the hell Collinsworth was talking about on Philly’s last touchdown. The guy tucked the ball and took at least one, maybe two, steps. He was a runner at that point.

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

Without question the best Big 12 championship game I’ve ever watched.

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