Green got himself ejected and I think he got exactly what he wanted.

In a way he was fouled by Michael Jordan and/or whoever put the velcro-strap on his shoes.

If the Oilers get the top pick again, everyone else’s fans should march on the league offices and tar and feather Bettman and Daly to make visible their great shame.

The 49ers were good from the early ‘80s to the late 90's though. That’s a longer run than Edmonton had. They checked out pretty much right after Gretzky left.

Literally any single stick rocket looks more phallic than any triple stick rocket. Unless you have 3 penises - AKA threenises - in which case shopping for pants and underwear must be a nightmare.

It’s a crime against humanity that Drew hasn’t already changed his profile pic to this.

‘Southern’ as in ‘south of the Mason-Dixon line, or ‘southern’ as in south of the 48th parallel?

If GM starts marketing the Mustang in Europe I’ll eat my penis... Just... cut it right off and eat it.

It won’t take that long for him to be in the US, Arabian Peninsula or China. Give it 5 years, maybe.

Daly’s face was pretty priceless as well when he realised who got the #1 pick.

The “NHL Browns” play in Arizona.

Maybe it’s their only hat and their head was cold? Maybe they desperately need to conceal a bald spot?

Just wait until Edmonton finishes just badly enough to luck into the 1st overall pick... again.

The cars aren’t moving when there’s people lining the grid.

I don’t know how this GIF has eluded me up til now, but my life has now peaked. If only there were a 1080p version I could put as my desktop background.

I would if I knew how, or if I even can.

Fourth, the way to get approved as a commenter is to ritually sacrifice the third born child of a second born goat under a blood moon whilst chanting the sacred words.

I laughed heartily at this.

Headline fail, Patrick!

I worked in a barn as a teenager and the goats there would pummel the shit out of the cows when they were out in the shared pasture. Goats are vicious motherfuckers.