My mom wants a miniature goat really badly, but I keep trying to tell her that it’ll ram the shit out of her and her little dog and shit everywhere. Despite that, she still wants one.

Learn something new everyday.

Let’s just hope he isn’t suddenly super competitive.

...plus, with kids, you need an adult to make sure they dont get sucked into an intake or something.

Perhaps they’re straight cut, like normal slacks, but they’re simply struggling to cope with the bizarre, misshapen lump of refuse clad in them.

Doesn’t that just mean he’s a lawyer?

I would assume GM paid nothing, since Ram is a FCA brand.

If anything can justify the nightly cost it’s good awnings.

If they were the Ye Olde England Patriots: the only work Butler would get is wiping up some backside.

It is if you really want it to be.

Anyone who was underneath it when it went down had the Ritz put on them.

That awning was strong AF. It took like 2 dozen morons to make that shit collapse.

Microscopic, but gargantuan all the while. At least from the perspective of a proton ( The particle, not the rocket ).

I didn’t watch most of the game and didn’t see Brady drop the pass, but did he ever, at any point, separate his hands in order to catch the ball?

He was right though.

No. A tardigrade is tiny. Bees are humongous.

Sure; and a sounding rocket is tiny when compared to a train or a building... or a Much larger rocket.

Not when compared to a fruit fly.

People are super tiny though.

That all depends on your frame of reference.