Eric Andre already investigated 311:

My wife and I were discussing what to do about this when we were getting the game because we knew it would be somewhat of a problem.  We didn’t realize just how restrictive until just now.  All of a sudden I feel a lot better I bought my wife her own switch.

They can do it because the software industry has long since differentiated between a normal workstation and virtualized hardware, especially when you own one and not the other. I am not saying that is right, but it gives them the flexibility to restrict running the software on virtualized/remote access systems and…

This is a great piece, with a killer concussion that leaves a lot to think about.

I'm sad this never got the love it deserved. Very addictive game. I'll miss it.

Let’s see who we are dealing with here....

*rips off Fahey’s mask*


IT’S OLD MAN SCHREIER!!!!

It’s great! Except for those horrible, terrible bits with Malroth when text slowly rolls onto the screen then waits a minute per word and... you... can’t... skip... it...

I’m tempted to agree with you, but the Devil’s Advocate in me is definitely arguing...

The origin of the BBs immediately made me think of Neon Genesis Evangelion and how the Evas were made.

I, too, enjoy twisting the narratives to feel morally superior.

What? It’s like saying “fuck pokemon for it’s normalization of animal fights” or “fuck Need for Speed for it’s glorification of illegal racers”.

Which Metal Gear Solid subplot is this, again? (Something something war economy something something capitalism ruins everything it touches something something)

I’m not a “you’re dumb if you believe in God” kind of atheist (they suck)

I guess Norman Reedus’ Throat Fetus gave the thumbs up.

People drove taxis as a job. Stop blaming the poor and start blaming corporations.

Side gigs still pay employees minimum wage.... So while I don’t fully understand your point, I just want to clarify that these people do indeed have a job, they drive for Uber. They would just like this job to be treated like almost every other job. Only an idiot wouldn’t get that.

It’s also a movie in which a man gets sprayed with fluid and turns into an alien providing him with the ability to pilot a mech that blows up people’s heads.

Women don’t have an obligation to give men their time or attention.

Google Fiber ran into entirely different problems, ones that have no direct corollary in the game-streaming market space.

Gita, thank you. I can’t say I always see eye to eye with staff writers, but I can wholeheartedly say that Kotaku is a better place for having you here and that your efforts make a difference, each and every day. Your perspectives matter and it makes all of us a little smarter, more empathetic, and wiser each read. Tha…