“I keep floating down the river,

I had to pick H’aanit because I am a sucker for characters with pets. I knew she was the character for me when I discovered that I could bully townspeople by beating them up with my cat.

“They came to E3 for blood; they’re going to drink their fill.” -Tim Rogers on the gum-chewing Division 2 players.

Sober gonzo journalism for the electronic beat.

I really hope that other people touched the rats, too. Top rat is probably named.. Pizza Freak. Bottom right rat is Tom. Bottom left rat is Loop-toop.

Dang... The story about the late-night salarymen was touching. Well spoken and written. Keep it up, buddy!

I’m worried that by wearing your DK shirt outside, you have now doomed yourself to die hungry as a homeless person :(

Shout out to San Leandro! Is Los Pericos the best Mexican food you’ve ever had?

Aw man, I live in San Leandro right now: Up by Viking Liquor and 7-11 on 14th street near the Oakland border. I have lived here for 3 years after having lived in Colorado for the majority of my life. San Leandro is a beautifully weird place. Have you heard about the statue that went up across the Bart Station? A…