My wife quoted Orgazmo. “I don’t want to sound queer or nothing, but you’ve got a nice ass.” That’s how I knew.

He fixes the cable?

The only thing worth taking away from this story is that there was a sequel to Big Dicks Little Asians. And I for one am glad they are picking up where they left off.

That’s nothing- there’s an actual dummy installed in the Oval Office, pretending to enact laws with a Sharpie.

God, this. I am an IT person and most of the time I start with “ok lets restart” and a lot of the time the person answers with some sort of “well, I don’t see how that would do anything.” Its like who is helping who here fooo!? ;D

When the drive grabs a disk, that hub depresses downward. If a coin falls inside the optical drive slot while the hub is depressed (disk installed) it can slide through the round hole that the hub retracts into when there is no disk installed.