Giuliana and the rest of the E! Fashion Coven need to be put to bed.

They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!

get skinny and stay skinny the natural way, folks. with a crippling nicotine addiction! enjoy this matching virginia slim outfit to wear when you accidentally cough up a piece of your lung

Indeed. Cheryl Tiegs was the face of Virginia Slims. That’s what she’s famous for. Is obesity unhealthy? Yes. Do I think a cigarette peddler is the best person to be listening to regarding what’s healthy? No.

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

I call my 3 year old Captain Cockblock.

Unlike Favre, Peyton was quietly laying the groundwork for his talking-headdom retirement for years. Unicorn blood can only keep Terry Bradshaw’s face from falling off his skull for so long, and Peyton’s football analyst cred is pretty solid. The only question mark was if people would like watching him, and that…

Ray Lewis maybe murdered someone (or was an accessory to) and he works in TV. On top of that, Manning is white.

If you think he wont be broadcasting.......you dont get it......Ray Lewis obstructed a murder investigation and is on TV.....do you honestly tghink Manning will be kept out?

So instead of an aw-shucks guy who loved shitty pizza and beer, he was actually just another big-time big-shot big-college douchebag football player with an overweening sense of entitlement. Color me shocked.

Or how about a GoFundMe page to raise money so Desiree can afford an attorney to sue this prick into the ground?

Yes. For those of you who thought Canada was perfect in every way, this should really knock you off your unicorn.

This isn’t about their son. This about his feelings of control. Waah waah, I’m a giant baby and this woman won’t let me control her life!

TBH I would be disappointed if it didn’t feel like a low budget commercial for tequila mixer.

Rep. Marzian is a hero and I have some suggestions for additional bills in the quest to keep men safe. Viagra = all ED treatments:

She is my new hero. She’s holding a mirror to the absurdity of bills like SB4 and addressing gun violence and saying Fuck You in a very creative and non-combative way. I love this lady.

The 72 hour waiting period cannot include weekends, men really need to think about the risks of taking ED pills. No one’s trying to restrict access to Viagra, this is all about men’s health!

And make sure they have to drive 3 hours, preferably to another state, in order to see a doctor who will, by state mandate, lie to them.

Not passive aggressive. Aggressive.

I say we need to keep a log of the wood, perhaps even a 72 hour reflection period before each dose to make sure they really want to go in there.