You left out the ‘he’s such a dick, his staff thought they could get away with turning Fort Lee into a parking lot for a week, and that everyone else would be stupid enough to believe he had nothing to do with it, just because the mayor wouldn’t endorse him.’

Straight to hell.

Ugh. Ugh.

Real talk from a person raised in Kenya - we don’t eat big cat meat. Nobody does. All that ‘...so grateful for the meat, because starving Africans...’ BS is just that.

“Why doesn’t dad want to bang me? Ivanka gets special treatment!"

I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist. It doesn’t matter.

Give the guy a break. It has to be a seriously depressing existence to wake up every morning, and the man in the mirror is 50% Donald Trump.

Attacking Beyoncé is unjustified, but “petulant” is an accurate word for Cam. Dude, you lost a game in part due to your crappy performance. Now you have a press conference, suck it up and give a few stock answers. Post loss interviews are part of that job you are getting paid millions of dollars to do. We all have…

Not only is it believable, Republicans think this is normal. This is the way things were supposed to happen. His right to have a gun to kill her with is more important than her right to life.

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

God DAMMIT. This poor kid stuck with me. Kids that have to go through a huge amount of misery early on in their lives affect me, always have affected me, in an undefinable gut-punch way. She already had a tracheotomy, a LIVER transplant for god sake, the worst was behind her, right? And she still ends up like this.

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…