I literally told my wife that. We set aside two hours a week, and like clockwork I engage with my friends online and we have a blast. I’ve never been happier. 

I got in on the $1 to convert your remaining gold subscription to gamepass. I maxed out my gold first. 36 months of gamepass for $1. That was a crazy deal.

It kills me that everyone griped that Halo 4 only supported 2 player split screen and then that Halo 5 didn’t feature any split screen. Isn’t Infinite supposed to support 4 player split screen multiplayer? I don’t know how it’s supposed to have amazing graphics and then push those graphics (I know down converted to…

Apparently she had Hepatitis C, so... That’s better... MAYBE?

Swell Foop could totally be a Star Wars character name.

This guy.

I think we should collaborate and write a children’s book. Then we can have a crossover with Julia Donaldson’s most famous book for Gruffalo/Buffalogiraffagarofaluffalo 

I like to think he was using this in the aisle:

Do you know how this study compensates (if it did) for other lifestyle choices? A person who drinks a lot of soda also generally eats junk food, drinks the soda for caffeine to stay up later and get less sleep, etc.

If I’m ever a billionaire I don’t think I’ll need to be borrowing $100 million from anyone. But I guess maybe if I was telling everyone I was a “billionaire” I would...

It does indeed. I haven’t seen it, but I assume he then turned to the camera, smiled, and gave a thumbs up?

She should up the ante. “Mr. President you can deliver your State of the Union address, but no teleprompters may be used, and before beginning you will be required to answer a series of 20 civics and US history questions live on camera.”

#NotAllWhitePeopleJustStupidOnes

Right there with you.