I was once treated to a coworkers open Gmail with emails back and forth to his mistress (also a coworker) detailing their affair. My favorite line: "I don't care that you have terrible morning breath, I love kissing you good morning."

Second star to the right, and straight on 'till morning, Leonard.

Question: Is that comment made with knowledge that J-Lo's new movie is actually a "Fuck-The-High-School-Kid" movie? Because I have some news for you...

I've been watching MSW on Netflix for a while now. I'm midway through season 3, because four hours a day seems like too much for me. With knowledge of this drinking game, however, I may finally get the gf to watch with me.

She said she wasn't an active participant. I'm going to take her word for it. I'd tell you to quit being an asshole, but I don't want to waste the time or my breath, so just fuck the fuck off instead.

I want it to not break it's own time travel rules in it's basic premise. Here is why II is the worst: In the first movie, Einstein gets in the Delorean and vanishes, out of the timeline, same with Doc at the end. Marty says, "Look me up when you get there." Einstein and Doc are removed from the timeline. So, when…

Which episode was the mysterious unseen one?

I don't know where you're at on Jews or musicals but "Burt Mitzvah" is a modern classic.

I don't know where you're at on Jews or musicals but "Burt Mitzvah" is a modern classic.

I don't know where you're at on Jews or musicals but "Burt Mitzvah" is a modern classic.

They forgot Nancy Snyderman.

RIght direction? She'll just keep following her arrow.

The good guys dress in black. Remember that.

Yeah, but, so?

I blame the informant.

I was producing a political radio show at the time, and I got my cousin on. It was a pretty good get for me, because we're not close or anything.

How this works is that you can't pay attention to the headline. For example, this story. The headline is "Jennifer Aniston Baby Bombshell", but the story is all about how her brother may be married, and if he is, how he may get pregnant before Jen. So that's all bullshit wordplay. It's the information that is…

So, my dad's first cousin was publisher of Enquirer for a while and then moved onto start Radar. You know why they never get sued? Because their fact checkers are ridiculously good at their jobs. When it comes to the Enquirer, it's all true.

This is my cat Charlie. When I used to produce a morning radio show, I would go to work early, like 4 AM. One day, around 9, one of the sales ladies comes in and says, "Levy, there's a cat in your car." I did not put a cat in my car, but there she was. There was a large gash in her stomach, from the belts. I…