How this works is that you can't pay attention to the headline. For example, this story. The headline is "Jennifer Aniston Baby Bombshell", but the story is all about how her brother may be married, and if he is, how he may get pregnant before Jen. So that's all bullshit wordplay. It's the information that is…

So, my dad's first cousin was publisher of Enquirer for a while and then moved onto start Radar. You know why they never get sued? Because their fact checkers are ridiculously good at their jobs. When it comes to the Enquirer, it's all true.

This is my cat Charlie. When I used to produce a morning radio show, I would go to work early, like 4 AM. One day, around 9, one of the sales ladies comes in and says, "Levy, there's a cat in your car." I did not put a cat in my car, but there she was. There was a large gash in her stomach, from the belts. I…

Bobby "Boris" Pickett or GTFO.

It absolutely sounds like something I'd do, but I haven't been to PF Chang's in years. I think expressing my undying love for Portnoy's Complaint would not go down well with this crowd, though.

This is why I'm terrible, I guess, because I've read it, and I have thoughts.

Christ, guy. It was internet hyperbole. I'm mildly interested, sorry.

Yeah, I'm not going to talk about a Harlequin or whatever. But, I'm (not bragging) not starved for sex, I am starved for a little bit of intellectual conversation about literature. Or The Hunger Games, whichever.

If the person was reading Ayn Rand, I would definitely not talk to them.

Rules for a 'Lo to live by, thank you.

That's pretty good.

No one is entitled to follow others, chase others, anything like that. But, I also believe that fundamental human decency should be universal. Truth be told, I really am struggling with the idea that the things I do, that I think are normal, are actually frightening. It's the exact opposite of what I want. These…

Seriously. Internet hyperbole strikes me down again.

Everyone is entitled to ONE polite reply, otherwise, everyone is just an asshole to everyone else and we end up with pink slime running through the sewers.

Yes, I totally agree. My big bugaboo is being asked for change and cigs while I sit on my stoop reading. But I do enjoy talking about what I read. Follow up: do you ever not give one word answers? I mean, I'm a well adjusted individual who picks up on social cues, so I'm probably not going to annoy you. I guess…

And that's fine, I get it. While it's true that you don't want me to hit on you/ bum change/ bum cigs/ generally be a hassle, how do I convey that I am not insane, I am not a creep, and I would only like to hear your thoughts on whatever it is you're reading and whether or not you like it? Am I allowed to say, "Hey,…

What are the rules for asking what book a young lady is reading? I am obsessive over what people read, and I have to know. I ask dudes, too. Iz that okay?

Sometime this week in my own Halloween reading fest, after I finish Misery, I move on to Goodnight Kiss, a Fear Street Super Chiller or whatever it's called. It's vampires at the beach. I don't know how I'm going to feel about it, because I tend to like my Fear Street's to be more obsessed psycho then ghost stories.…

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