I see your point, but there's a difference in "Pregnancy while still a teen isn't something that's good for any of the parties involved" and "If you get pregnant you'll just be another number." But I'm actually more talking about the educational aspect than the shaming aspect of it all. It's like... have you seen…

I need all the pictures from this photoshoot like I need air. And I can't believe I didn't recognize that giraffe, my little brother has one just like it.

As someone that is both easily pulled in by random pretty things and falls down/over a LOT, guard rails around a six-foot drop into water sound like a good idea all around. I mean, this was a grown woman, but what if it had been a toddler chasing a toy that managed to pull away from his mom? People say "watch your…

When I was about six I was practicing my walking backward while at a lake with my 19 year old aunt and managed to walk backwards straight off the dock (and in doing so proved that that is NOT the best way to teach a child to swim, I was in my teens before I was completely comfortable in the deep end of the pool.) As…

I am hugging you like the sloth is hugging that ... moose? Reindeer? I am unsure... that little yellow guy. Seriously, I've had such a bad day and now it's better.

Maybe it's the statistic of girls who walk around with strange lumpy things in their shirts to prove some bizarre point? I'd be okay not being in that statistic.

The Obamas are professed HP fans. Oh my God if that's why they picked those names I'm writing him in on every election ever.

He said in an interview that he's always told his children "two wrongs don't make a right" and that if it happened he would remind his daughter that "A blessing from God is a blessing from God, no matter what manner God chooses to hand us the miracle." That's as close to his exact words as I can recall, since I was…

That's true. I just hate that Candie's is taking the shaming route in this educational campaign rather than actual education.

This image is basically my life. Also, I am hearting you. On Jezebel and with my actual heart.

These little guys routinely pull me out of full on capslock rage. I want all the sloths. All of them.

I've never had or seen an abortion, but the meds can make you woozy and nauseous, from what I hear. It's advised you have someone else drive you, just in case.

Dear government officials,

I am guilty of "I know, right?" but only when I didn't bring it up first. For example, I use it like this:

I love me some portmanteau couple names. (I might all love all those things you mentioned. Wait, who said that? Couldn't have been me. Faberry? What's that?)

Tell me about it. 0:40 through 0:50 had me reaching for my teddy bear, who I keep on hand for scary movies.

I'm going to Ireland. There's already a plan somewhere on here for a mass Jezzy exodus and then later meetup. I think I'm on lemon duty, to prevent scurvy. There's room on my boat/raft/thingy deal (I'm not sure what my dad can whip up, but if my dad makes it it should get us safely to Europe) if you want to come.

Does anyone else remember that thing that went around a while back, "Obama is not a brown-skinned socialist who wants to give everyone free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus." I feel like someone should send that to Santorum (maybe twitpics on the #Santorumknowsbest trend they were talking about upthread?) and…

So I'm super late commenting on this, but I agree. This song never fails to reduce me to tears, usually full-on sobs, even this version and Glee mashing it up with "Rumor Has It." A very dear friend who I used to very much in love with (and I still almost am, kinda) is getting married this summer, and I got "Adele…

I'd just like to "here, here" your point. When my mom was younger, people would lecture her all the time about how skinny she was, tell her mom to check her in somewhere because "If she's that skinny she has to be anorexic!" when in fact my grandmother joked that my mom was so skinny because of all the calories she…