Congratulations to the President for announcing that our Afghanistan war policy is “plunder the shit out of Afghanistan” without actually saying the words, “And we’re going to plunder the shit out of Afghanistan.”

They’re busy getting to Arizona.

Between Risk and The Princess Bride doesn’t everyone know this? How do people keep screwing this one up? Afghanistan for God’s sake!

His base LOATHES this new strategy. Head over to Breitbart. They are foaming at the mouth!

And in this case it’s not even a neutral thing: sending more troops to war without an end in sight is still really shitty but at least it’s not defending Nazis level of shitty.

Trump will be doing the same shit we’ve been doing but without any accountability. Congrats, you dumb fucks who voted for this shit stain. Nothing he promised - NOTHING - was true.

I was thinking about this yesterday, about how the naïve pundits were all falling over themselves to praise how “presidential” 45 was the first time he addressed a joint session of Congress and actually stuck to prepared remarks. My coworkers were, too, and I was like, “Guys. GUYS. You are literally praising him for…

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I guarantee tomorrow in Arizona trump will say this, “if you think about it, it isn’t really a flip-flop right? You know this right? I’ve been saying for a long time Afghanistan is a disaster and now I’m going to do something about it.” Also, he’ll blame Obama. 

This is also a typical abuser world upside-down mindfuck bullshit. Somebody behaves so erratically horrible all the time that you start feeling grateful whenever they for once act like a normal human being. Don’t fall for it, Anybody Who Will Listen.

That beats Trump.

and lets be honest. thats actually worse. Say what you will about Trump. At least he is clearly honest about how much of a piece of shit he is. If we had someone that was pure establishment like Kasich or any of the other GOP bozos as president right now like Jeb we would have the same racist misogynist bullshit but…

I’ve never heard the term anal douche. What’s being described is an enema, right?

my grandma still douches and she’s 93. i only know cuz she makes me run to the store to go pick up her feminine hygiene products, denture creams, leggs pantyhose, condoms, and analgesics.

Did you stone those tights?

Relaxers and estrogen are interesting. I relaxed my hair from age 11 to 23 and at 42 was diagnosed with stage 4 breast cancer (that is estrogen receptive, which means it grows because of estrogen in my system). Right off the bat, was diagnosed with terminal breast cancer. I didn’t drink or smoke, and lived a healthy…

The problem with many of the studies so far, is that they do not consider the cumulative effect that multiple products used on a daily basis would have on the consumer.

Chewing Gum is so good. As well as being a rare non-mean-spirited representation of working-class people, it’s actually funny, unlike a lot of recent comedy shows out of the US. I remember some noises being made recently about US networks planning to invest more in shows about (and by?) working-class people, so…

It is a seriously funny show. Like you, I watched the whole thing in about two days while Mr. Smuttins was traveling. It definitely journeys through charming, disturbing, heartbreaking and hilarious. I hope that she comes back to it later, and that she is given more chances because I couldn’t. stop. watching.