Yep. There’s this terrible country song out now that’s called “If He Ever Singles You Up,” essentially stating that the only thing standing in between a relationship with this woman is another person who ‘clearly’ isn’t good enough for her. Something tells me the boyfriend isn’t the reason she’s not with this jamoke.

There’s an app BWS (black wallstreet). I’m not sure if it’s every area, crowdsourced, or if owners have to submit, but it would be a good place to start. I also live in a predominately white area, so I’ve started doing most shopping online through that.

Came here for this. Thank you.

It’s because Justin ripped Janet’s boob cover at the Super Bowl, so they cancelled JC’s Pro Bowl halftime show the next day.

As a former Spotsyl-tucky resident, I’ll have you know they don’t need no Mason Dixon line. They call it the “Grits Line - where the real south begins.”

Shooter Cop: “He’s got a gun in his waistband. He was waving it at me.”

Say it louder for the people in the back. She liked an instagram post? Wow. What a hero.

Who’s paying for these teacher-guns? The same people who bitch about taxes every 15 minutes? Who’s training these teachers? Where the fuck will the gun be in this classroom? And if a corporation is allowed to be “morally opposed” to including birth control in it’s health care plan, shouldn’t a teacher be allowed to be…

It got big right when my now husband and I first moved in together. I would make an Italian dinner, get him to put on the “shirt before the shirt,” and put a bump it in my hair. Then 5 minutes before the show started, I’d yell “cabs are here” and he’d make us drinks and we’d watch. It was a ridiculous show, but so…

They’re working overtime for his from the gut, “my son will never play football” statement he made during a Super Bowl presser.

I mean, people were going to find a reason to complain because people going to people. And honestly, I think he was damned if he did or didn’t (probably moreso if he didn’t do anything). But I think if Justin was legitimately trying to honor Prince, especially after talking to Sheila E, he would’ve cut the duet…

When the Carrie Underwood song played at the end of the game, I thought “she should’ve done halftime.” She does the football intro song anyway, it would’ve been a natural tie in. Plus inoffensive country. Plus someone who wouldn’t have phoned it in.

Justin could’ve easily done the song without the imagery. A tribute to the Minnesotan within the context of his wishes.

JC was supposed to do the pro-bowl halftime that same year, but was dropped BECAUSE of Justin’s hot mess halftime show. So Justin ruined his career too.

She said he was great in bed.

It’s actually an “Everybody Loves Raymond” episode. He takes his kids and their friends to some kind of sporting event and when the friend drops something he tells them not to worry about it because it’s somebody’s job to pick it up. Turns out that kid’s dad? The school janitor! Hilarity ensues!

They were discussing this shitshow on another CNN show yesterday afternoon, and naturally all the CNN talking heads were in agreement (correctly) that Jake was absolutely right, and Trump even proved that by tweeting his support. One analyst though, had to break in after their “wasn’t that wild” group hug, to remind…

Pretty much. My boss and I were casually chatting awhile back about daycare costs (his wife is a SAHM, so he was curious). His immediate response to telling him how much we pay for 1 child in daycare was, “Your husband needs a raise.” And he meant it. Because of course only my husband pays for things with his…

Oh, you know my in-laws?

“I’ve had “friends” make disparaging comments about asians in front of me, forgetting themselves and quickly saying oh I don’t mean you.”