It took me 20 hours to get to Chapter 3 because of how much I was enjoying that very experience.

You gotta heat ‘em up.  I know!  It sounds incredibly gross to pour a bowl of Grape-Nuts, soak ‘em in milk, and say “Alright time to zap this in the microwave for 20 seconds,” but I swear it’s good!  It makes it possible to eat without wrecking your dental work!

As if the b and c sides weren't already insane enough.