Having seen a whole slew of my family (blood and otherwise) rot away in assisted care facilities, I’d rather have a swift decline, and not kept around by the living for their sole benefit. My grandmother didn’t even know her own name for the last 10-15 years of her life, but she was kept alive in a nursing home that…

When I tell certain people I’m not planning on having kids, they look at me like my eyeballs fell out of my skull and my nose retracted into my face.

No beating the AeroPress.

No beating the AeroPress.

It’s best we just stick to the pronoun “ethereal being(s) so FastFreddy666 won’t get upset”

20 bucks to cut in line to get into a crowded bar? Not even when I was really playing the field would I want to go to a place like that.

Oh, I see, got it. For this piece, only men can gaslight. Thanks for making that clear.

So it’s like every other comedy show out there, then.

Australia: if a quietly racist frat house bought an island and started a government.

When a restaurant asks “allergy or preference”? What do I say? It’s neither. I usually tell them it’s NOT an allergy but “intolerance” is NOT accurate either.

Anyone who has ever been to Japan and has had any level of interaction with Japanese service reps (on any level) will tell you this is not relegated to the car industry.

I guess taking out the hyperbole, BMC and British Leyland were far bigger disasters overall. And as far as failures of design, I suspect Jason has never driven an MG through a puddle, then stood around while the electrics dry out.

Yeah, that group of ass-bags have no sense of history. TGIF is a American Legacy.!!1

This 10 year old, it’s worth mentioning, is the daughter of CNN’s Chief Washington Correspondent Jake Trapper. Let’s not pretend this is some off-the-street go getter.

I was so frightened the first season—I was so terrified.

Yous won da cheezburger innernet take all my money

So this is basically as well crafted as Sterling’s Gold.

Yeah, but Archie is also a spin-off. He and Jughead got their own titles after appearing in Pep Comics in ‘41.

Wow. That’s pretty ballsy.

Jughead stand alone comics have been published for decades and decades... are we still calling him a spin-off?

It did nothing but confuse me. I was sort of an artsy kid, and most the stuff I liked fell into the gay category - at least the producers of the stuff I liked did. Musically, I like Bowie and Morrissey, and I was fascinated by personalities like Boy George and Liberace, and comedians like Paul Lynde. I liked to draw…