“...we are talking about being together.”

Now if only Jezebel would look at Trump, and find out how many settlements he made, and how many of the came with NDAs. . .

“Pull my finger”? That’s never helped anyone heal!

I love living in a post-racial America. So glad we can just get onto the important things in life. Ever since Obama was elected, proving how post-racial we are, and then passed the torch onto that grand Humanist, Trump, things have only improved.

Right! I have memories of “playing” that game when I was a kid. It was mostly watching a cartoon and selecting a few ways to advance.

Not a lot of hacking is needed in Vegas. You simply need to be:

Manoush Zomorodi is Kimmy Schmidt if Kimmy Schmidt hadn’t been kidnapped.

May he be plagued with a thousand leaks.

Is Biebs still super into Jesus? Wasn’t he findin’ the lord (again) last month?

But in the glove compartment of his car? If you’re gonna have a auto-wank, you prepare by shoving a dildo in the dash?

English isn’t HOT’s first language, so maybe that forced him to gloss over a lot of things? All he mentioned, apart from the SPH thing, was that he is handsome, his partner is gorgeous and they have compatible sex.

Conversely, he may have stuck gold

Is she real, or a replicant?

This is so American of you.

Breakin’ down those misogynistic barriers, one branded beauty product at a time! You go gettem, sister!

I was always a slim guy, but in the waning years of my 30s, I put on 25 lbs of fat. My diet didn’t change, but my body did. About a year ago cut out most starches  and amped up my vegetable consumption. I lost most of it without trying.

I think the “eat less and exercise” is a good place to start.

Counter point: Wiccans deserve to be mocked. Even they know it’s a giant crock of shit. All religions should get the piss taken out of them, and those who use the word “coven” and were inspired to get into it from The Craft are not above it all.

What? No. The beauty of a bar is that you don’t spend that much money and can leave after 15 minutes if one or both of you isn’t feeling it.

#1 - if you’re drinking a beer on a hot summer’s day, and if you’re pouring down a typical American lager down your neck, then by all means, have it in a frosty glass. Bud, Coors, Miller, etc., have no taste, therefore, you’re not compromising anything. Same with the likes of a Stella, Heineken, Beck’s, Cass, Corona,…