And the bearings on that lazy susan are high quality?

In the 90's my friend and I drove cross country and stopped at Glacier Nat. Park. On entry the ranger gave us a pamphlet which had a section “What to do if attacked by....”. For wolves, mountain lions etc. the advice was as stated here- make noise, make yourself bigger etc. For brown bear they advised you to curl up…

If you read the instructions, you might have noticed the following: