That is tough but fair.

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

is it x

Royals fan here. He deserved everything he got from Machado. This is his fourth or fifth incident since the start of last season. He’s shown no growth in maturity or composure.

None of his teammates coming near him on the bench afterward says enough about how they feel about his continuing antics.

And his hardest pitch…

“What’s the point of observing a moment of silence for destroyed balls?”

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Still salty from the playoff game I see. Belichick is not only renting space in Harbaugh’s head, he’s rearranged the furniture and painted the walls in Patriots colors.

Look, I thought it was a hoax. Syracuse in? Conference champs and #2 overall ranked Michigan State a 2-seed? I mean, find a more plausible story line, Ellsberg.

That guy is a Class A dick. To make it worse, he changes over after the guy looses control and rides out!

I’m so sorry you had to watch all those movies.

How many ports will this make for Resident Evil 4? Ridiculous.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

Was pretty sure this was going to be an Assaultron piece as those things have killed me more times than any deathclaw in any Fallout game.

still not cool

Anyone else find this guy’s voice actor to sound eerily similar to George Clooney?

It’s nice to have this right above the Fuck Off, Kobe piece as kind of a point-counterpoint.

They had an extremely difficult time with that flip in Casino Royale...

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground