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SAVE US JIMMY Z, SAVE US WITH YOUR PERFECT WAYS!!! YOUR MORAL PURITY IS ALL WE HAVE!

WE ARE NOT WORTHY! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

edit: Dude, you realize most people on here think you’re a bigger douche than the guy driving that car, right?

MGS3 isn’t actually that bad if you get HD collection (as you can play with updated or original controls).

This isn’t the first time an intern landed someone from Washington in trouble.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

In no way is Cooper even the third best WR on this roster let alone the best.

Hmmmm....if Griffin ends up missing a significant chunk of time, I can’t decide whether that takes Washington from a 3-win team to a 4-win team, or from a 3-win team to a 2-win team.

First time this commercial came on, it was my personal mission to name every car. Then I proceeded to explain the importance of each car to my wife. She was super annoyed. It was awesome.

I fixed that one for you.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

You can also hear the pitcher shitting the bed.

I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

The weekend series against the Rays will be played at the Trop...

Wrong, here’s the real list:

Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.