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Someone must have turned him in...

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14

But Pontiac air vents are fun!

I like Dulles. If your criteria for putting it on this list is the fact that it is far from downtown DC, that isn’t fair. 75% of business nowdays is conducted in Reston/Herndon, right next door. Plus most airports are way outside of the cities they serve (yeah Denver....I’m looking at you....you’re closer to Kansas…

With an..

That scene in the first film where the Charger does a wheelie while spinning its wheels.

3.) A Giant Freaking Laser

Officials didn't have enough to charge Wells with rape, so they settled for inappropriate Huggins.

The headline should read:

SMASHING!

Note to all players:

I now require an accompanying "Whisper Track" for this game. Please let me know when you're available to record one as I play.

I feel like Chip Kelly is about to drop a bomb and say that that Santa Claus that was assaulted so many years ago by Philly fans, was actually his father, and this is his sweet, sweet revenge

I'm gonna float a theory here.....

Older people generally aren't scared of much, because most of them have already lived through real life horror. Like fighting cancer, raising multiple demon spawn or losing a parent or other family member. You know, stuff that actually fucking matters.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

First: I absolutely love watching the local news in TX when there is a "Holy Shitballs Wintermageddontastrophy". I watched the Same poor girl in Austin this morning reporting that cars were driving slow over a bridge, and that a literally black fence had black ice on it, like 5 times. Couldn't stop watching. They…

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow