Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

Oh. You're crying because you're hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich?!

I am not proud of making this AOTD list.

As a Maryland alum and longtime observer of subpar football, I can assure you, ALL of Maryland's touchdowns are accidental.

I made that ad at the top and suddenly I want a Jaguar now

He also appears to be a dog guy.

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

Doug, shorts, flip-flops, and a red 360 Modena. About what I expected.

Oh, and Philadelphia is just a terrible place for anybody. /justyankingyinzchainsoverder

i don't remember if i watched this trailer, but thank you for posting it. it put a grin on my face at work.

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

Losing to a team named "#yoloswag" makes it infinitely more frustrating.

I really like Schlafly pumpkin ale. Comes in 6 packs only from what I've seen. Get it for your wife.

failure in america = failure period. Because 'Merica

Probably the best reasoning for EA removing features.

It's the year 2014 and TMZ has more credibility than the NFL. Well done Roger.

you must be really fun at parties.

Craiglist be like: Used as a grocerygetter, female driven, occasional dog on board, milkstains in trunk, e-brake holds good.

Probably could have got it off himself if he didn't have ALS.

So Joan Rivers is out of her coma, now?