Jesus Christ. Those are the only two pictures Renault handed out for now, we'll get you more when we can.

Oh snap!

Is Hordor what you pickup prostitutes in?

They were just tired from going 20-10 against playoff-contending teams since the ASB. It's exhausting being that good.

I think it's safe to say the Mariners wish they hadn't traded Adam Jones. He's turned into a terrific player and it's nice to see the O's are relevant again.

Hysterically*

"Cubs even lose historically in the appeals process," fuck you all.

"What if I trade you this autographed ball for your number?"

Gawker, all that "approval" bullshit and this gets through it?

The reason why someone purchased a Geo Metro back in 1991 and stored it for 23 years isn't mentioned in the ad posting.

This just makes me want a Dante sequel even more... :(

The plot of this game reveals that the northern penguins are aliens and they secretly run the government from their secret arctic underground layer.

I am getting absurdly nostalgic watching this.

RE = MC²

To clarify, if you'd have been going 93 MPH in an active school zone I'd have probably fired you.

Not when you go #2

This is why every Ferrari or Lamborghini you see in the greater Kansas City area has Montana plates. There's an attorney in Montana that sets up LLC's for these guys at a very low cost and then the vehicle is registered in Montana to the business, letting them skip personal property tax and sales tax too, if memory…

I wonder if this is only open to original P1 owners or people who bought theirs pre-owned.

That is a touching story.