To be fair, they might not keep him up to date on gaming news in prison.

Also:

The guy in the wheelchair was the best part.

reminds me of this

Snake, you've created a climb paradox.

I understand the challenge of using the game's bugs and weaknesses to your advantage. But I find it hard to come up with something to get less excited about. That's just not how you're meant to play the game (I don't care about Fallout specifically).

"Hey, this ain't one of those robosexual bars, is it?"

Backseat drivers are the worst.

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

Rest in peace in peace?

I think you missed my joke.... I wasn't actually talking about a "road."

Poor kid is so terrified he's been reduced to sitting on his own stool.

Ha! that computer!

After reading your comment, I googled Third Eye Blind to remember why they were popular and was greeted with the headline, Why does Smash Mouth hate Third Eye Blind? and now I want to encourage more hilarious feuds between mediocre 90's bands.

Is it available to everyone? Yes.

It is easy to learn? Yes.

/Not a game killer.

Describing cheesesteaks as "greasy missiles" is slanderously biased journalism. Would you call pizzas "sebaceous piecharts" or hamburgers "bovine slurrycakes"?