Tom, I didn't think I'd bolivia, but now that I see the video, I do.

If only the Murano came in a convertible version!

You mean a fourth possibility.

Yet NY boos our injuries and calls Simmonds the n word but that's all good!

Please stop with the Frozen. Just make a new Kinja blog for Frozen mashups so that I can ignore it.

ESPN has responded with a SportsScience piece, two 30-for-30 films about the incident, and a debate between Skip Bayless and a straw-man about whether shouting "Horn" or using an actual buzzer would make Tim Tebow a better baller than LeBron.

I still have my copy. Such a good game.

"Man, cross checking meant something totally different back in my day."

Please solemnly swear to keep this shift knob.

From The Desk Of Gary Bettman

You burned Ants as a child didn't you?

Yeah, I stick to the business side of things when it comes to rockets. I let the smart people handle the things that go boom.

To be fair 25.82 of those seconds were spent between 1st and 2nd base as Ortiz tried and failed to answer the question, "Who but W.B. Mason?"

I love that white truck making a left turn. Just paused to let a red-light running cement truck that almost t-bones him pass and continued on his merry way.

I attended two schools that were bitter rivals. Half the time I thought I had been a classless idiot, and the other other half I thought I was going to become a classless idiot. The rest of the time I was bad at math.

Off the top of my head: field of study is better at the rival school, scholarships, geography.

So how is this worse than a "regular" rape? Why don't all rapists get life sentences or at the very least more than 4, 5 years jailtime? Rape is rape.

"I clicked on this post and commented to say that I saw this two days ago. As the only reader of Deadspin, I am displeased. Good day!"

Obligatory.

Yours?