I guess you can just completely overlook the fact that if the ref doesn't call the charge, it was Michigans basketball because LeVert made the steal already. Also, don't mention how Michigan got completely hosed on a review about 30 seconds prior to even allow Tennessee to have a chance. Good article though. Really…

Two things: 1. It was vandalism. 2. I did it for your health, man

In case anyone was curious:

I've given up energy drinks. Next step is to give up soda too. I've also gotten back on the bicycle, mostly because my car burned to the ground a couple of days ago.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

First the brodown, then the robot and now the jig. These Mercer people know it's not really a Big Dance, right?

What position do you play on your lacrosse team?

In that Villanova-Villanova matchup, I think I like Villanova. Because there are some serious questions about Villanova, and I think Villanova can exploit that.

NINE!? RAWR outrage that my suggestion didn't make it AND you cut the list shorter than every other day - sincerely, all Jalopnik commentatorists

Ubisoft's quote is hilarious:

I bet you get a warm, fuzzy feeling when you leak something and it turns out to be totally accurate.

The Gators are one of two reptiles in the tournament, the other being Coach K.

Yep, he's such a loser. He doesn't even spend his time insulting complete strangers on the internet.

But good on the kid who recognized there are more important things than getting a baseball. I don't think the brat even said "thank you" to him. for tossing him the ball.

The one time you wish a dingo had in fact, eaten your baby.

What a fucking brat (unless he's a special needs child then "God Bless").

Great, so now Toronto's sports and politics are both dealing with guys who struggle with the bottle.

Great moments in hockey water bottle fails:

Ugh. I can't stand censorships of any type. In America/EU, they get too prickly with sexual content while in Japan, it's the violence. Both should be okay. Ratings board should do their jobs and more importantly, parents should instill into their children that fictional content = fake and should never be equated to…

Delaware: Cholera outbreak in the MSU hotel.