When asked about the possibility of selling a similar version of the 370Z, Nissan officials responded by saying “Wait, what the hell is a 370Z?”

STFU. Here are a few reasons for a logical and sane people:

STFU. Here are a few reasons for a logical and sane people:

In N Out and Wisconsin. 

So these guys got into the house without force and demanded specific items instead of just robbing the victim? Yea this isn't Shady at all....

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

Well put. I’d like to believe we’re in the 99% but I fear this is one time I’m considered in the 1%.

Was really hoping someone would follow up with the Clerks animated series reference :D

Bear is driving! How can that be!?!

Thanks but no thanks; I’d rather not go to the bank to take a out a loan in his name just to be picked up on outstanding warrants for child support and drug trafficking.

We’re done here. Someone gets the lights.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

But, really, what is perfection? Is it a new Chevy with a deadly ignition switch? A Ferrari that burn out in a giant pile of melted metal? Or an unintentionally accelerating Toyota?

The Tempo stands strong in 2014, as close to perfection as anyone should hope to be.