I voted for Hillary and I think she would have been a pretty damn good President, but let’s not pretend that she was a passionate advocate for things like single payer healthcare, or even gun control. On all of these issues she was left of center, but always took care to stay within the realm of what moderate…

Some other choice quotes from the video (which is honestly worth watching in its entirety). Apologies in advance for any typos:

Bingo, just run the show, interject only when needed, keep the train on the tracks, instruct jurors.

One of my very first appearances was in federal court in Santa Ana. I was obviously young and nervous. After oral argument, the judge said “I know what I am going to rule, but let’s see you dance now” and grilled me for twenty minutes for no reason. Good times.

He went out of his way to scold the attorneys about facial expressions, and now he’s scolding them for not making eye contact. He sounds like an abusive father.

Honestly, I don’t think that’d help. We think of music as an act of youth and rebellion. No matter how ‘punk rock lifestyle’ the composer, classical music will always be associated with people like this:

This judge just doesn’t come across especially impartial. From other things I’ve read of this trial I’m not sure if he’s leaning towards either side, but he’s very much inserting himself into the trial. It just comes across questionable.

He twice interrupted the prosecution’s opening statement in the first fucking minute.

The judge does seem to be trying to undermine the prosecution, and it would not surprise me at all to see Manafort get off because of stupid shit like this.

Counterpoint: I’ve had Uber drivers harass me for sex because apparently I’m so hot that they just can’t keep their dicks to themselves.

Bullshit. Taxis and livery cars not just in NYC but surrounding jurisdictions like Westchester County are inspected as frequently as every 3 months. The TLC doesn’t fuck around. There’s dudes with bike-rickshaw things if you miss the feeling of a cart made out of a Lada pulled by a donkey. Next you’ll be telling us…

Credit to anyone who can make a living driving full-time for Lyft or Uber. I did Lyft driving while I was in between jobs last year and it was murderous. The amount of wear it put on my car wasn’t worth it either. But it was great in a pinch in order to pay some bills.

Eh, I mean yeah and no both. On the one hand, sure, if you’ve got no foundation it takes a bit either way. But on the other hand, there are a LOT more modern day guides for anyone wanting to get into music of the last 100 years or so. By guides I mean people you can actually talk to. Most were there in one form or the…

Inspirational Quotes make me so fucking angry, especially when people offer then as bullshit advice.

I have a bold idea: how about governments not air their grievances toward each other via Twitter? Just talk on the fucking phone or something.

I think you misunderstood my point, and by the way I’m pushing 40 and am not ashamed to declare my love of pastels, including pastel pink and blush. Plus they really work with my coloring.

If you’re gonna make it look hand painted and weathered WHY COMIC SANS???

Basic Bitch Home Decorating Tips 101. Pinterest is awash in this shit. “Live laugh love” is just the most ubiquitous but the whole Inspirational Quote industry is out of control.