But don’t you dare tell people Meyers-Briggs isn’t real. It’s like the new Zodiac.

That’s a t-shirt right there.

Bets on how far into his online dating profile he mentions 9/11. I’m gonna bet the user name: AmericasMayor9/11Rudy

Which is why they’re successful in the field: they have mom and dad’s rich friends as a client base.

America in 2018: “Look, drunk driving kills a lot of people and we should encourage people to drink responsibly.”

It was a fresh soundtrack for its time and a lot of those songs still stand up as great jams. You can’t have that game without the soundtrack.

Someone please tell Microsoft we would like Jet Set Radio Future please.

People who say shoestring fries are the best are people who also carefully unwrap presents fold by fold. They are monsters.

Oh no, it has. There’s a term for it: “South Park Republican”.

We already have a Felicity reboot and it’s Crazy Ex Girlfriend and it’s 100000000 times better than Felicity ever was.