Long, grating satire is still long and grating.

You’re not wrong, but that would be The Worst Thing.

I...I have spent so long on the internet that I no longer can tell if you’re being serious or sarcastic, and assuming one way or the other could make me look like a toolbox.

Well, geez, I thought the mercy rule stopped applying after, I dunno, sixth grade? Maybe seventh if you’re in one of those hand-holdy type of towns? Then again, this is Washington we’re talking about.

You can respond to a legal threat with, “What? Uh, no we’re not. S-stop it.”

This is like getting penalized by the IRS because you didn’t actually write 0's on the boxes where you don’t have anything to report, and then being penalized again for signing your name because the tax return you thought you filed correctly wasn’t filed correctly.

He’s not outright loathed in the same way that Superman John Cena wasn’t outright loathed. The kids love Roman Reigns, and the kids loved John Cena. It’s the marks and smarks that don’t like him.

To be fair, he did better at Wrestlemania than Snooki did.

#AtLeastWe’reNotTheTimberwolves

LRR, in fact, has a successful Patreon and produces live-stream content for Wizards of the Coast. Granted, there are less videos of a guy nutting himself with nunchuks and tripping on a skateboard (that get shown on multiple Late Shows), but I think the content has overall improved over the years.

If you can handle more in-jokes and deep cut references than your body has room for, the LoadingReadyRun Autumnal Rumble is a treat. They ran the Autumnal Rumble 2 recently, a nearly 3-hour “PPV” “event”.

I’m not sure Magic: the Gathering skills transfer well to the NHL, but good on Reid Duke to expand his horizons.

Fun fact: Mark Rosewater is one of two (I think? Maybe he’s the only one?) people to FULLY produce a card. Not many cards are truly designed by a single person, because of their committment to a strong development team. Since those cards are designed by people who, generally speaking, are not artists, another person…

The secret is to force it every Standard rotation, or to play in “older” formats that have a more solid card pool. Or play something crazy. Your local play group may be ready for Red Deck Wins, but are they ready for Turbo-Fog? I don’t think so.

Everything can be hacked.

Ignore that bit at the end. SiIvaGunner has too much lore.

The few times Nintendo gets involved with Smash, it’s always respectful and fairly limited, with the exception of temporarily banning Melee from being streamed at EVO that one time. I am reminded of the inaugural Smash 4 “tournament” at E3, highlighted by Zero and Hungrybox, the trash-talk by Reggie Fils-Aime to Hbox,…

I’ll be honest, the romance options I experienced in Mass Effect: Shepard Editions weren’t great, especially as the series wound down. I found myself expecting more, even with the straight options. In the end, I found myself enraptured by the story (except the ending of 3, which is standard), but completing a romance…

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