A rhythm game where you intentionally play Dream Theater-esque complex beat structures? Yes please.

Lady Gaga is an anagram of Shania Twain.

For anyone confused as to why a 200-man tournament would take place in a hotel suite and not a conference room:

Lord Easterbrook, master of inside his own posterior, long may he reign over the land of haughty dipshits?

Ah, the good ol’ Shawinigan Handshake.

Remember, large corporations: everything that you put on the internet will be used against you. It’s the Miranda Rights of the Internet.

Still less collectibles than DK64.

Weak = not viable at tournaments.

Well done.

O rly? Let me test you with the Minnesota Shibboleth.

A crazy example of the “pre-order bonus” thing is Dead Space (1? 2? I forget), where you get a Foam Finger Gun that’s crazy OP and doesn’t use ammo, or something like that. I’m too tired to Google it, but either way, it’s crazy busted.

GameCube Wind Waker runs generally use a Game Boy Advance for a few portions of the run. That’s more of an investment, and I’ve never heard it called cheating. Hell, they’ve run Wind Waker at AGDQ, complete with GBA sections, with no problems.

Deconstructing the medium is a big part of viewing video games as an art form. That’s why Undertale was so good, and things like this, while smaller deconstructions, are just as important.

Priest won’t be the only class with a quest. In fact, if quests become meta, then everyone will be losing their turn 1.

Finally, our long-term plans hatched in 1998 to get revenge on dirty birds is complete!

To be fair, you want someone who is usually moving around to be advertising Pokemon Go, so...

We must push the payroll.

Lifecoach retires, citing backlash from his rope abuse.

A note: if there is an inexpensive build-around card with little down-side to play and massive up-side, having it always start in your hand is amazing. I get that drawing it late-game is useless, but it’s crazy good.