To be fair, you want someone who is usually moving around to be advertising Pokemon Go, so...

We must push the payroll.

Lifecoach retires, citing backlash from his rope abuse.

A note: if there is an inexpensive build-around card with little down-side to play and massive up-side, having it always start in your hand is amazing. I get that drawing it late-game is useless, but it’s crazy good.

To be fair, Voez is a lot of fun. It’s actually my favorite mobile rhythm game; most other free-with-microtransaction games have terrible UI. But if we already have a phone, why do we need to buy it again?

It’s always a good day to remember the Mango Sentinel’s favorite snacks: Pringles with the curly mustache and scoops of Haagen Daas.

There is no need to add another funny comment. When they say “they should have sent a poet,” they are speaking of you.

I know it’s not from Japan, but I’m as surprised as you that it’s not. May I present: Joey Ryan.

Of course ... “on accident” ... yes ...

Is this the fabled penalty in which “He was giving him the business” is an accurate description?

*puts on USA hat*

Sweet, I can get an Umbreon, set it as my buddy Pokemon, and be as close as currently possible to having an actual Umbreon for a pet. Thank you, magical technology fairy.

Of course there was too much expectation. This would be like if they released a Street Fighter game and didn’t include a story mode. Sure, you don’t need a story mode, and many people don’t play story mode that much, but it’s a regular expectation. If you are making a game in a major franchise, the expectations are to…

I’d talk more about how Magic the Gathering is a well-tested game that never screws up, but there are three cards straight-up banned in Standard, something that usually doesn’t happen. That’s the flip-side downside of a paper game: if there’s a problem, you either have to print cards that stop the problem, or take…

It’s Madoka time again.

Then why do all the copy-pasted links go to rationalwiki.org, a site that is biased?

I think I’ve posted this guy in a previous D&D story, but hey, he’s a cool guy.

It’s good to start every morning with a little Hot Coffee.

Yes, there is an important discussion that needs to be had, but I wouldn’t be doing the job of Internet Commenter Man if I didn’t make jokes.

Did Pop just drop a Buzzfeed headline like it weren’t no thing?