His kingdom is Amalurching towards oblivion.

To be fair, have you ever tried to kick in the door of an igloo?

That song doesn’t have the same kick without the Undertale to go with it, but damn, it’s trying.

You can’t spell Marvel Ultimate Alliance without “viral anal”.

So if Trump Jr. sticks his wiener where it doesn’t belong, Anthony will threaten to stick Weiner where it doesn’t belong either?

It’s possible that he wished to be the conductor of the poop train, but the conductor-ship was taken, so he just moved back in the train a bit.

I never thought the sentence “Hey, are you POOP96?” would be uttered by humans in my lifetime.

Portable console with bigger hardware, probably has a camera on it because everything does now...Pokemon Snap 2! Do it! Please!

Is it saying something that the Republicans were better behaved, and simply left the building if they didn’t like Trump?

Doe, a deer. A female deer.

“More on this after the dong” is what the newsman said to the high-class courtesan.

Working as intended.

Bastion gameplay makes me fall asleep too.

I called it 3 days ago in the “trolling gyms with Magikarp” post. Make America Splash Again.

People playing as themselves in video games is always entertaining. People decidedly not playing as themselves because they’re not very good is even better.

I miss X-Men Legends 2. It was the first game that I figured out how to break without guides, friends, or the internet. MUA 1/2 didn’t have the same OP feel, but they were still fun. I’ll probably have fun with them again.

Autumn for EVO 2017.

I thought that Blue Beetle was a bad spin-off of the Red Lobster. Does Jamie come with delicious cheddar biscuits?

We really shouldn’t jump to conclusions. They create barriers to understanding at the start, and at the finish, the records are destroyed.