Only the strong survive. By force.

Sounds like someone needed HM01. Would have taken care of that tree, no problem.

OK, real talk: Has anyone ever had those strawberry candies that didn’t come from a grandparent? Seriously, where do they come from? Does AARP send around a candy truck with secret, black-market grade shit?

Relevant.

Max Landis? Fuck yes. Dude has imagination for days.

I hear that Ditto tastes like chicken.

Doesn’t that mean that Germany actually wins?

Team Rocket accepts you and your trash Pokemon with open arms.

Time is also a resource that you can invest in something.

St. Paul, Minnesota is definitely not Suplex City. For one, it’s really hard to suplex people while you’re playing hockey.

Just like The Smash Brothers, it’s awesome and informational, both for gamers and newcomers. A lot of people are a bit confused by competitive gaming, despite sharing many similarities with IRL gaming.

But how will the app know when you’ve made eye contact with another trainer and start a battle?

What, not how he handled the Invasion angle, or the Higher Power, or letting Hulk run wild on creative?

You guys keep trying to catch them all. I’ve found that it’s much easier to let other people catch Pokemon, then try and take them. But first, I always challenge them to a battle. If they can beat my level 11 Ratatta, then I give them $50 and leave them alone.

“Wait, all I needed to do was get someone else to make a phone app about my stuff? Why didn’t I think of this sooner?”

I expected that, after years of not listening to his son’s suggestions, including this very suggestion, Vince McMahon had finally realized what direction sports entertainment was going. I mean, sending UFC 200 to Suplex City was a big hint.

I mean, Super Ultra Dead Rising 3 Arcade Remix Hyper Edition EX Plus Alpha is a game.

We here at Team Rocket do not condone actual real-world violence. If that 8-year-old can beat your Ratatta, then he is free to go.

There is no official Team Rocket. 0/10.

Is Elijah Wood playing one of the Iron Men? If so, then that’s OK.