I hear that Ditto tastes like chicken.

Doesn’t that mean that Germany actually wins?

Team Rocket accepts you and your trash Pokemon with open arms.

Time is also a resource that you can invest in something.

St. Paul, Minnesota is definitely not Suplex City. For one, it’s really hard to suplex people while you’re playing hockey.

Just like The Smash Brothers, it’s awesome and informational, both for gamers and newcomers. A lot of people are a bit confused by competitive gaming, despite sharing many similarities with IRL gaming.

But how will the app know when you’ve made eye contact with another trainer and start a battle?

What, not how he handled the Invasion angle, or the Higher Power, or letting Hulk run wild on creative?

You guys keep trying to catch them all. I’ve found that it’s much easier to let other people catch Pokemon, then try and take them. But first, I always challenge them to a battle. If they can beat my level 11 Ratatta, then I give them $50 and leave them alone.

I expected that, after years of not listening to his son’s suggestions, including this very suggestion, Vince McMahon had finally realized what direction sports entertainment was going. I mean, sending UFC 200 to Suplex City was a big hint.

I mean, Super Ultra Dead Rising 3 Arcade Remix Hyper Edition EX Plus Alpha is a game.

There is no official Team Rocket. 0/10.

As an official representative for Team Rocket, I can confirm that we had nothing to do with this.

Counter-counterpoint: Pro basketball and football games, or even championships, can be won on a last-second prayer of a throw. Sure, some skill is involved, just like an amount of skill is involved to survive in Hearthstone for this long, but sometimes, one team gets lucky at the end and wins. It’s not a perfect…

I doubt it. It’s a small-ish town, so the government is all old farts.

It’s not so bad in my town. There’s only one pokestop at a bar, and the gym downtown is at city hall, so we really can’t get into too much trouble.

Dredge is still king of “you think you’ve learned how this game is played, don’t you?” Red may win quickly, but Dredge, even Vintage Dredge, is hella cheap and basically doesn’t play the same game as you.

Of the two gyms in cemeteries near my house, I have found exactly 0 Ghost-types. Pokemon Go plz.

I can dream, Harold!

He’s going to be one of those people that rolls up to Vintage tournaments with a no-proxy deck (total value: easily 6 figures, 7 figures if you have the pricey versions of cards) and get absolutely destroyed by Dredge (4 figures). Can’t wait for him to realize that even in a card game, money only usually buys power.