I’m more concerned about “Bam stumps for Hil”. I understand that we have to shorten the line to fit onto the page, but that sounds like someone is exploding tree stumps on a hill.

Battery pack: the true micro-transaction.

To be fair, that butt is (probably) in the Milky Way somewhere, and it looks quite hospitable. I wouldn’t mind spending some time there.

Soldier Dad is best dad.

C’mon, you can’t scam Devolver. They put out amazing games and flip E3 the bird. You have to scam the studios that don’t give a shit.

I dunno, 445 miles is a long way. I’d believe it.

But who has the twisty rockets?

I’m still holding out for Dan Hibiki in SF5. Maximum styling, minimum fighting ability.

But what does this mean for Tim Tebow? Bayless still demands to know!

Zelda flavors?

Yes, but is this as cool as cow-powered automatic doors?

That’s how you go out with style. Star Wars Galaxies, another SOE game, had a massive faction vs faction battle during the last days of the servers.

Man, the Incredibles sequel seems like it’s taken a long time to come out. It’s almost like it’s...

I’ve never been a part of the discovery process like this, but I have followed some of the good video game ARGs, like I Heart Bees and Potato Fools Day. Things like this are kinda hard to explain to non-puzzle people, though.

This calls for a song from the soundtrack that is now used as meme drift music.

As far as monuments to the arrogance of man in fast-food form go, the Double-Down has to be king, but I figured the Mac-n-Cheetos would be higher on the list. Interesting.

To be fair, governing in cosplay would make the old farts in the House and Senate look as silly as their policies.

If the new VR doesn’t allow for at least one Virtual Boy game through Virtual Console, Nintendo is done as a company.