As long as AJ Styles doesn’t fall down the stairs again.

What, no Fighting Sioux? Sure, it’s not relevant to the area, but the merch is just sitting around in North Dakota’s warehouses and missile silos.

See, this is why new Top Gear will never win. Could you imagine 4 minutes worth of jokes about LeBlanc Island?

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Penny Arcade has been favoring the style of humor that can be categorized as “boy, aren’t our characters super strange and have zero handle on the world around them”.

Kinda? It’s more bullet-shaped, as the name implies.

It would have played out similarly, I think.

Woo, my story is published!

There’s only ONE WORD to describe you, and I’m gonna spell. It. Out.

In the Pokemon post, I said that we needed the return of wearing shorts, and here we are. Well-Worn Pants. They’re comfy and easy to wear.

Here’s hoping for a return to enjoying wearing shorts.

Is this Skyrim Remastered for Wii U? I’m not sure the graphical fidelity of the Wii U is matching up to X1 and PS4.

God dammit, Ubisoft, I appreciate that you’ve found your niche in the conferences, but does that niche have to be “we asked a 14-year-old boy what he thought was cool and funny and our entire conference is built upon his ideas?”

You know what would actually let people Play Without Boundaries tm? Getting rid of console exclusivity. They’ll never do that because exclusive games are basically the only reason that there’s more than one console, but you can’t champion complete play freedom and then show “Xbox One and Windows 10 Exclusive” right…

OK, the first I’ve heard of.

Which is fine, though there is the Amazing Technicolor Array of Diversity on the Normandy, so having non-humans on the Main Character Ship of Awesomeness is guaranteed.

I should track down the Extra Credits episode where they posit that big developers should have indie branches, like film studios do. I will say that I’m surprised that EA is the first to do this, but it’s a start.

OK, here’s what I want from the Actual Hype Reel God Dammit: I want to play as a non-human. Woo for humanity and all, but there’s a lot of creative space in the other bipedal races.

Pros of the Hype Reel: A car! On a planet! Maybe with halfway decent physics!

While he is going against NBA regulations with his suggestions, these are not necessarily “awful” tweets. Gilbert Gottfried getting fired as the Aflac duck for tweeting hilariously racist jokes after the Japan tsunami? Those were awful. Justine Sacco making a racist AIDS joke? That was awful. Magic Johnson using the…