Really? That wasn’t my intention. There are many things that I choose to believe exist on the internet, but I have no desire to see for myself. Animes about hot garbagemen, Fed-Ex/Amazon slashfic, presidential dick pics, etc.

I categorize this under the large group of “I assume that it exists, and I am so confident, I am not going to Google it to make sure.”

Being an artist is a shit job. You either get lucky and find someone willing to pay you up front, or you produce work on your own dime and time, and hope that someone likes it.

Now, I didn’t put faith in this factoid when I heard it, mostly because I couldn’t back it up, but I think the person who told me that she was working as a prostitute on the side may have been incorrect.

These truly are the faces of evil. You’ve got to be kidding.

Hey, it didn’t snow here today. In fact, the forecast looks very pleasant!

People would complain if they had a strong female character, and they would complain if they didn’t. People are shit. The best you can do is find the way to make as few people as possible complain. Deal with it.

This is a “prequel”, right? Internet, to my aid!

Yay, we’re useful! It’s just nice to be noticed.

Wait, are people trying to tell the developers of a game what the characters that the developers created should be doing?

Pretty sure that this book is going to be amazing. There is no other multiplayer video game that gives players this much agency over the world they play in.

I fully expect that Xavier Woods after the show was just geeking out both about the Saiyan outfit, but also about getting Stone Cold Stunner’d.

God damn, Liriano. I’m glad to see you kicking ass, but it’d be nice if the Twins could just keep one of these good players that we ship to another team and then they become amazing.

The gameplay looks better than Singularity, which already did the “time manipulation as gameplay element superglue layered over average shooting gameplay”. Not sold on “live-action cutscenes” yet. It’s better than Night Trap, I’m sure.

EVE Online. The game where space battles can have tens of thousands of dollars in real losses, where a member of the US State department (RIP VileRat) can spend a year organizing the greatest betrayal in video games, where a real-world counsel of players and devs meets to steer the course of the game, where Dark Horse…

Is that a Zelda from Wind Waker cosplay?

DOTA 2: Mass Dagons

Fuck you, I needed those feels for later.

You know, I read the headline as “NBA players furious over deal gone wrong,” and I was super confused. Why would 2K give NBA players a special prize when their Twitter account gets followed?

Wait, is that how it works? Man, I’ve been doing it wrong for years!