Welcome to the future, when the common practice for product purchase can be “don’t expect the product to actually be finished.”

Wait, is this the same ass-hat that was instrumental in overturning the law in Brazil banning alcohol sales in stadiums due to, frankly, lots of fans getting hurt?

In that they have been sprinkled with oregano and paprika to better conform to the bear’s refined palette, yes.

I have recently had to move a refrigerator, and also some color TVs. Although I didn’t have to install the microwave oven. That was done by the guys doing the custom kitchen delivery.

“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

Two or three bimes, at least.

I have a collection of movies all featuring Nicholas Cage. Pretty much all of them are garbage. From time to time, I take a day off and marathon them. It’s my Nick Cage Rage, and the scale of quality is the Cage Rage Gauge.

Used to go to a liberal arts private college in Iowa during the 08 campaign season. It’s crazy how much politics happens in Iowa in just those few months. Also, based solely on their stump speeches/extravaganzas, I would have voted for Biden in a heartbeat. Of all the candidates, he sounded the most like he gave a…

I thought something was wrong the first time I heard her dialogue. All the other bank stooges are pretty upbeat, so it was very jarring. But I must admit, she’s the best.

I don’t play SF, and I would consider it a great honor to get destroyed by Daigo. I will show him the power of button mashing!

So, Seahawks fans or St. Louis Cardinals fans?

#CanifestDestiny

Well, it took 2 of them to take the cards, so they probably just got a bunch of mid-price cards. You know, the boring cards that are only $20-$100 apiece for a small piece of printed cardstock.

Hyrule Temple

Are we still allowed to get mad about CSI: Cyber if X-Files did it first?

1998 all over again.

So I’ve done 2 playthroughs so far. Sided with the Institute first, which was kinda weird, then the Brotherhood, which made me feel like an asshole. I guess I’m going with the Railroad next, but I’m not looking forward to taking on both the Institute and Brotherhood. And I expect that Desdemona will be a bitch about…

Wasn’t Galaxy 2 such a welcome relief, when you at least got 120 new-ish stars to collect after the initial 120, and playing as Luigi was a stupid choice you could make yourself?

Nintendo nerds will remember Super Mario Galaxy, which required you to collect all 120 stars, then collect the exact same 120 stars but as a different character.

We’ve been running an Exalted campaign for months over Skype (no Twitch yet, we don’t all have webcams and we can’t count on everyone’s internet) and we’ve never had someone get distracted in the middle of the campaign. Is this a problem that happens with online communication roleplaying a lot?