Neither. It’s SohCahToa. Sounds like somebody went to Stanford.

I used to read books on my bed. I really liked books. I was not the kind of 4-year-old that could be arsed to stop doing a thing that he liked doing. For instance, if I had to go to the bathroom, the little hamster-wheel brain that 4-year-olds (and some adults) have crunched the numbers and made the critical analysis…

Gestapo Soup? Wow, I did nazi that coming.

“Those faces don’t seem all that weird.”

God is a big football fan. What other reason would there be for Tim Tebow still being in the football news after all this time?

You blow and shouldn’t be called a moba.

I imagine saying “Hey Siri” to your phone just ends up making you look like the theme song to “Hey Arnold.”

Yawn-o-rama. Call me back when a man from Minnesota shoots something exotic, like a lion.

The jig is up, Riddler!

Meh. Until they run a scavenger hunt on the level of Potato Fool’s Day, Valve shall remain the king of sneaking cool shit into their games.

As long as I can play as a character who gave themselves a nice rack because he/she could because robots, then I don’t care.

Canifest Destiny is going strong once again.

Well, we know that players aren’t going to disarm by themselves. I seem to remember someone saying, “War. War never changes.”

I thought the sad fact was that the Jaguars were still a team.

You didn’t have to zoom in on him, camera guy. You’re the real villain here.

This just in: Mark Cuban’s ego boner is polling better than Donald Trump. He’s been usurped.

I continue in my assertion that there is a GIF for everything.

That man is a hero.

I think that this man doesn’t understand how American football works.

I’m concerned. Is the TV show just him being famous in public and trying to get people to recognize him?