“Otakon, what is that thing?”

You think this is bad? The Magic Online client (which is mostly poop soup, but whatever) has a “game time limit” because you can do actions on other players turns, but not a “turn time limit”. So, by default, you get 20 or so minutes per game to play (this is variable). If a player doesn’t connect or wants to troll,…

Meowth, that’s right, Mikel. Your wife, she will being receiving my payday.

They would probably not make another Witcher game after this one, with numbers like that. One could say that it would be the last game of this fantastical genre. The final fantasy, if you will.

Reminded me of this. 3-map Portal 2 puzzle, complete with custom well-done voice acting.

Step 1: Acquire dem tatas.

Flywrench is playable in Super Meat Boy, so the comparison is fair. He’s also, according to interviews, the “secret champion character” in SMB, as in, he’s super hard to control, but if you can do it, you can do amazing tricks.

Better than a -6 million dollar misclick.

Seriously, locking multiplayer behind a paywall can work. However, companies should be 1) upfront about it, and 2) charge less for the game. That way, the consumer pays the same amount of money, but the developer gets more of the money per disc. Konami, as per previous experiences, is going about this like their dunce…

Agents of H.A.T.E. was one of my favorite small runs. It reminded me of Powers in a good way, showing superheroes as people, not as ideals. Of course, Powers is still the master of the formula, while Agents of H.A.T.E. forced the “comedy” label so hard that any truly innovate takes on the superhero genre started…

I was clocking in as a guy

Indeed, anime also makes me Squee. In that in brings me back from the dead at the beginning of the turn.

To win in biking does not take money, nor does it take fame.

No Squirrel Girl? Mahvel plz.

Phew. Now I don’t have to buy an Xbox One just so I can listen to the sweet-ass theme music. Probably the only “modern” video game music that is on my iPod.

A level where goombas are your worst enemies? Nah, I think those are mushrooms.

I feel bad that I had to look up what bofa meant. I am not worthy to be on the internet.

Shit, now I need to buy a Vita. Where the hell am I going to find a Vita?

Or with the original sound removed and a professional sound mixer adding in proper gun sounds.

The lack of painstakingly accurate subtitles for that part made me sad. I really wanted to know that someone out there had to listen to all the gun noises and determine what noises they were.